Top 10 Cheesiest Lines

In the latest survey of more than 400 people worldwide, the cheesiest chat-up lines have been revealed along with the celebrities most likely to say them.

1. “Your dad must be a thief because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes”- Calum Best
 
2. “If I were to rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together”- Carol Vorderman
 
3. “I must be in heaven because I can see an angel” – Mario Marconi
 
4.”Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” – Cristiano Ronaldo
 
5. “Here’s 10p – go phone your mum and tell her you won”t be coming home tonight” – Jodie Marsh
 
6. “You”re under arrest. The charge – trespassing in my dreams” – Rhys Ifans
 
7. “Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?” – Jonathan Ross
 
8. “You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day” – Lee Sharpe
 
9. “If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?” – Peter Andre
 
10. “Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes” – Darius Danesh

Fake is not me

Fake is something I”ll never be,
here before you stands, the real me.
You may like me, you may not,
but its what you asked for, and what you got.
No one special to you I’m sure,
but to some I”m the person, they live for.
A brain scientist I”ll never be, but
what I am, is fine with me.
Fake is a word that you will not find, when the thought of me, comes to mind.
For some, being fake is all they know,
ashamed of where they will someday go.

I myself have nothing to hide,
I”m comfortable with how I feel inside.
So,nope fake is not for me,
this is who I am,
and will always be !